I buy houseplants with hopes for
bright petals, perfume smells and so much more
Yet once reaching the threshold between the inside and out
my husband and I begin to doubt
Will it last the night? will it last the day?
it simply doesnt matter how much attention I pay
to the instructions, the water, the sunlight or care
it really doesnt matter where I dare
to place my new purchase within my home
I know too soon I'll be home to a groan
I dont know exactly what i do wrong
it doesnt seem to matter as they never last long
My latest plant lasted less than a day
I really dont know what I should say
If I plant outside they at least have a chance
as Mother Nature does her own little dance
but I think my windows must keep her out
as inside there really is no doubt
that I'm running a service which can kill any plant
my black fingers are getting me down, maybe I can get a green finger transplant?